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tater'sTJ
02-25-2009, 06:03 PM
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
tinknocker
02-25-2009, 06:08 PM
Repost of a repost of a repost.
Get over it guys and just deal with it. We are the way we are! You don't like it.. find yourself a guy!!
:D :D
:D :D
Cherokee Man
02-25-2009, 06:29 PM
I agree whole heartedly with No. 1
tater'sTJ
02-25-2009, 06:48 PM
Repost of a repost of a repost.
I'd never seen it here before. I can delete it if you want...:p
Repost of a repost of a repost.
Get over it guys and just deal with it. We are the way we are! You don't like it.. find yourself a guy!!
:D :D
:D :D
Carol, don't confuse us by posting under Jeff's name. It makes him look kind of fruity in this case.
jphrse
02-25-2009, 09:13 PM
Carol, don't confuse us by posting under Jeff's name. It makes him look kind of fruity in this case.
I almost got worried but then I remembered she does that alot.
tinknocker
02-25-2009, 10:33 PM
Carol, don't confuse us by posting under Jeff's name. It makes him look kind of fruity in this case.
i am by far one of the most "secure with my sexuallity" guys on this site!!! just talking about being me being fruity sets my "Gaydar" off!!! besides everyone knows that wasnt me!!! notice anything missing??? !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
4bob4
02-25-2009, 11:37 PM
i am by far one of the most "secure with my sexuallity" guys on this site!!! just talking about being me being fruity sets my "Gaydar" off!!! besides everyone knows that wasnt me!!! notice anything missing??? !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
;);)
;);)
DrLewall
02-26-2009, 08:41 AM
dunno abt you guys, but the world is my urinal!
JeepGirl99
02-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Carol, don't confuse us by posting under Jeff's name. It makes him look kind of fruity in this case.
Just trying to keep you on your toes.. ya know, see if you are all paying attention!!!
Actually I am usually just to lazy to bother logging him out and me in.
:D :D
:D :D
Cracks me up every time she does that. I think secretly, he's trying to pad post his #s. So, she's helping him by not logging him out. ;)
Just trying to keep you on your toes.. ya know, see if you are all paying attention!!!
Actually I am usually just to lazy to bother logging him out and me in.
:D :D
:D :D
You've known me long enough to know I'm always on my toes. :thumbsup:
tinknocker
02-26-2009, 07:31 PM
Cracks me up every time she does that. I think secretly, he's trying to pad post his #s. So, she's helping him by not logging him out. ;)
yeah maybe 6 years ago i would have cared how many post's i have but at this stage of the game i could really careless!!!
yeah maybe 6 years ago i would have cared how many post's i have but at this stage of the game i could really careless!!!
yeah... I hear ya. 6 years ago when we were a bunch of rookies boosting our post counts so we'd "fit in". LOL!!!
DrLewall
02-26-2009, 08:14 PM
and I am try'n to catch up!
and I am try'n to catch up!
And you're coming along just fine. Your shiny plastic cup on a piece of fiberboard trophy for 5,000 posts should be in the mail sometime this year. ;)
tinknocker
02-26-2009, 09:10 PM
And you're coming along just fine. Your shiny plastic cup on a piece of fiberboard trophy for 5,000 posts should be in the mail sometime this year. ;)
mine to???
Cromwell
02-26-2009, 09:17 PM
Trophys? What trophys..... :D
jphrse
02-26-2009, 10:52 PM
If somebody told me there was a trophy I would have been trying.:D
JeepGirl99
02-27-2009, 12:06 AM
See, being a girl I do not have issues with my post count! Don't care about the trophy either!! That is why I have been here longer than all of you (except for PB2) and have the lowest post count!!
:D :D
:D :D
Edit: Wow.. I have more posts than I thought!!!
we3jeepers
02-27-2009, 11:34 AM
mine to???
dont get excited, it comes broken in the mail anyhow!!!
That is why I have been here longer than all of you (except for PB2)
:D :D
:D :D
Edit: Wow.. I have more posts than I thought!!!
wow november of 2000 :rolleyes: :p
See, being a girl I do not have issues with my post count! Don't care about the trophy either!! That is why I have been here longer than all of you (except for PB2) and have the lowest post count!!
:D :D
:D :D
Edit: Wow.. I have more posts than I thought!!!
They need to adjust your accordingly. Since 99% of your posts are done under Tinkerbells I mean, Tinknockers user ID. LMAO!!!
JeepGirl99
02-27-2009, 05:37 PM
dont get excited, it comes broken in the mail anyhow!!!
wow november of 2000 :rolleyes: :p
Don't give me the rolleyes!!!! I was referring to the people in the current conversation which you were not a part of until today. BTW.. where have you been? Jeff tried to call you on your birthday, we were wondering if you were still alive!!
Hey, also tell Kathie thanks!! Your mom called today and I ended up getting almost $1,300 back on my taxes instead of $400!! When your dad was doing hers he found out that she still qualified for earned income. I guess turbo tax gave him a popup on hers that didn't show up on mine. So he went back and checked mine and found out that I could claim it too. Totally raised my refund!!!
Lucky we didn't mail them yet. I printed them and was going to get them in the mail today but we didn't get to them last night.
:D :D
:D :D
we3jeepers
02-28-2009, 12:15 PM
Don't give me the rolleyes!!!! I was referring to the people in the current conversation which you were not a part of until today. BTW.. where have you been? Jeff tried to call you on your birthday, we were wondering if you were still alive!!
Hey, also tell Kathie thanks!! Your mom called today and I ended up getting almost $1,300 back on my taxes instead of $400!! When your dad was doing hers he found out that she still qualified for earned income. I guess turbo tax gave him a popup on hers that didn't show up on mine. So he went back and checked mine and found out that I could claim it too. Totally raised my refund!!!
Lucky we didn't mail them yet. I printed them and was going to get them in the mail today but we didn't get to them last night.
:D :D
:D :D
Im alive I got his message. work gave me some manditory overtime for my birthday so that is where I was at. I havent really been online a bunch since our laptop is on the fritz. Right now Im at Kaths G/Fs and on her PC.
ya dad subitted hers claiming morgan and already did it on mine so it went from 1100 down to 600, not bad considering she made under $5500 last year and 2/3 of it was unemployment.
hey when is jeff going to put a cool front axle in you junk??? I need a replacement for mine. mine is currently plowed in sitting with no batter in it cause I stole it for the XJ.
I'm waiting on the warmer weather I want to start making my yard look like a yard. but I might have to purchace a few dumptrucks full of dirt!!!