pranks

[Texas4X4]

i figured this would be a fun thread so here it is....

whats your favorite prank?

heres my list
the classic toliet paper
ringing doorbells and running off
taking a long ziptie and wrapping it around a driveshaft, it makes a loud ticking noise when they drive it
kiddnapping a dog
taking a reel mower and mowing somebodys yard at like 2 am
theres a few others i cant think of right now

[rstarch345]

Pranks are for uneducated children.

NOT NICE under any circumstance.

[Texas4X4]

sad sack

[bya72]

Some of those are ok. But i will tell you, friend or not, I wont be laughing when you bring my dog back. Some people think of their dogs as children. Mess with the wrong dog might get you put in the hospital. Good chance of that happening around my house. Mess with me. but leave the Jeep, Harley, dog, and my house alone. Those will be prosecuted by the fullest extent of a baseball bat.

[Texas4X4]

yeah i failed ot mention to only do those to people you know REAL well

[DrLewall]

How abt aluminum foil covering the satellite reciever...that one works real well in camp grounds for those people who have the portable dish...and if you listen real close, you can learn some new cuss words too!

[Ckb69]

Originally posted by rstarch345:
Pranks are for uneducated children.

NOT NICE under any circumstance. Actually,they are common place among highly educated people who also happen to have a sense of humor. ;)

A friendly joke or prank should never involve property damage,physical injury,or,pet-napping.

Garden-gnomes liberated for pornographic exploitation,however,are always fair game. :eek:
(The old pictures and post card thing is way past overdone..).

Beyond the practical joke/prank zone,is a dark universe of dirty tricks/scams.
These are usually revenge motivated,and,follow the same rules as any guerilla war.
No prisoners.
No pity.
No remorse.
Achieve your objective by any means necessary.

Post your favorite pranks/jokes.
Post your favorite dirty tricks,but,keep it in the cleaner end of the pool,or risk getting the thread locked/deleted.

Some of my personal favorites:

Secretly relocating local critters into new habitats:
Lizzards into pet stores.
Moths into theatres.
Tadpoles/frog eggs into hotels with extensive waterscapes.

Random chaos:

Make some copies of appropriately offensive subject matter,then put them into the paper stack in the copier so that the back of page x,of person y's report,is far more interesting than everything else.

Small,universal remote. Watch what you want/deadly in your average sports bar.

Call your employers "sexual harrassment hotline",ask where you can obtain some of this.

Crushed alka-seltzer in the can of non-dairy creamer.

Computer unlocked and unsupervised? The world is your oyster...

If someone has a cable box/dss reciever,set the parental controls where YOU want them.Also works for tv's with a "v-chip".

Does the public restroom have white soap/hand lotion?
Sling some on the walls inside the stalls,OR above the urinal!

A dark street with plenty of concealment on either side,a pair of shiny,white,hightop sneakers,and,some fishing line.
When a car approaches,"walk" the sneakers,tied to the fishing line, across the road in front of the car.

During daylight hours,use one of those "super hi-bounce balls" from the vending machine,throw it under a passing car.
After the first mark finds no flat tire and drives off,retrieve the ball and wait for the next victim.

[Jason J Crawford]

Originally posted by Texas4X4:
taking a reel mower and mowing somebodys yard at like 2 am
You are welcome to pull this one on me any time smile.gif Matter of fact if you'd like to pull this one on me let me know in advance and I'll leave the pole barn unlocked so you can use the tractor!

[Texas4X4]

lol you know what im talkin about? those old school 50's reel mowers that didnt have an engine? yeah we mowed somebodys yard with that and then we hid in the neighborhood, the looks on their faces when they go outside....priceless

by the way, one time me and 2 other guys set up a tent and just slept in this one girls yard overnight....see we picked her cause it was just her mom and her at home

[Ckb69]

Originally posted by Jason J Crawford:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Texas4X4:
taking a reel mower and mowing somebodys yard at like 2 am
You are welcome to pull this one on me any time smile.gif Matter of fact if you'd like to pull this one on me let me know in advance and I'll leave the pole barn unlocked so you can use the tractor! </font>[/QUOTE]X2...

The jokes on you if you save the mark work. ;)
Just cut selected areas of the lawn,as your whims dictate.

Better option is to fertilize it for them.
They have to then cut it more often,either themselves,or,pay someone.

Again,selective application of the fertilizer is another option.

Weed killer is not recomended as a "friendly" prank.
It should be reserved strictly for hardcore revenge.

[rockyjeep]

I have a great sense of humor, so this one didnt make me too mad. I do agree DONT TOUCH THE JEEP......but these are my best friends, and i would have done the same thing to them....it didnt cause any damage, so no harm done. just a good laugh. for EVERYONE in the damn world......


This is my good buddy andy, and his little addition to the jeep. it stayed there 2 days before i saw it. dumb bastards. tongue.gif
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r247/dweaver04tj/igottagged.jpg

[DrLewall]

I once found a pair of panties on the beach, planted it in my buddies van, told his wife what I did and she took it from there..he told me later that day that it was the LONGEST drive home he had ever taken!

[The Duke]

Originally posted by DrLewall:
I once found a pair of panties on the beach, planted it in my buddies van, told his wife what I did and she took it from there..he told me later that day that it was the LONGEST drive home he had ever taken! Wad'ya go and tell his wife for??? That took all the fun outta it tongue.gif

[wissemeier05]

OUCH!!!!!!! thats mean..

[bigredone]

britney spears bumper stickers are a good one. just on the windows not on paint though

[Knuckelhead]

Originally posted by DrLewall:
told his wife what I did and she took it from there..;) ...

[BigMudder]

I once found a pair of panties on the beach, planted it in my buddies van, told his wife what I did and she took it from there..he told me later that day that it was the LONGEST drive home he had ever taken!
That sounds familiar. I have a buddy that put a thong on the passenger floor board in my jeep. I didnt even know it was there. My girlfriend found it, and she thought it was hers...lol. That trick didnt work

[loaf]

Originally posted by Texas4X4:
lol you know what im talkin about? those old school 50's reel mowers that didnt have an engine? Know what you're talking about? Yeah, I own two of them and use them regularly.

[kennedy]

Originally posted by Texas4X4:
by the way, one time me and 2 other guys set up a tent and just slept in this one girls yard overnight....see we picked her cause it was just her mom and her at home how exactly is that a prank? Just two guys pitching a tent together?

[Texas4X4]

imagine looking out the front door at night and seeing a tent there

[DrLewall]

Originally posted by Texas4X4:
imagine looking out the front door at night and seeing a tent there Imagine being woke up by two city officers serving you and your bud a trespassing citation? :rolleyes:

[Texas4X4]

they didnt have a no tresspassing sign smile.gif

[kennedy]

Originally posted by Texas4X4:
they didnt have a no tresspassing sign smile.gif in most states it doesn't matter... it was private property....

[Texas4X4]

WELL IT MAKES A GREAT STORY!! lol

[Knuckelhead]

Have someone who purposely annoys you? Take all the junk mail you get and respond to it with his/her name and address.
If their really annoying, get some of your friends to do the same...

[Jason Clark]

Some former co-workers and I took a roll of shrink wrap and wrapped another guys truck doors shut. Partiularly amusing at night.

Another fun one is to superglue a coin to someones tires.

Get a glass or plastic vial stink bomb. Tape it to the back of the gas pedal. The nice part is you never know when the driver is going to floor it and break the vial, but if your friends drive anything like some of mine, you probably wouldn't want to ride with them anytime soon.

Marbles in the muffler.

[Knuckelhead]

Originally posted by Jason Clark:

Get a glass or plastic vial stink bomb. Tape it to the back of the gas pedal. The nice part is you never know when the driver is going to floor it and break the vialHave you ever breathed that stuff in a confined area? It's worse than paint fumes and can disorientate you quite a bit...

[DrLewall]

Shrink wrap over a toilet is pretty commical, and embarrassing!

[squareface]

Originally posted by Loaf:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Texas4X4:
lol you know what im talkin about? those old school 50's reel mowers that didnt have an engine? Know what you're talking about? Yeah, I own two of them and use them regularly. </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/ditto.gif

[Texas4X4]

i saw this done one time after football practice

take baby powder and put it all in the a'c vents but dont make it obvious, set the a'c to full blast, mix confetti in there too, then put the radio on full blast...and when they start it up....they have some serious fun

i know thats 8 different kinds of mean but it was HILARIOUS, and that guy thought he was THE JOKESTER and he used to pull pranks on everybody but after that...he never did

by the way, condom on a tailpipe is pretty funny too

[Knuckelhead]

Back in the 70's we had a guy at work that was bragging about the gas milage he was getting with his new chevy. So, every couple of days we would add a few gallons of gas. This went on for a month. Then we started taking a few gallons out every few days, it drove him crazy. We finally fessed up, but not until we had our fun. Oh, and gas was $.25 a gallon.
Pouring a puddle of antifreeze under someone's vehical that you want to get even with works also...

[Jason Clark]

Originally posted by Knuckelhead:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jason Clark:

Get a glass or plastic vial stink bomb. Tape it to the back of the gas pedal. The nice part is you never know when the driver is going to floor it and break the vialHave you ever breathed that stuff in a confined area? It's worse than paint fumes and can disorientate you quite a bit... </font>[/QUOTE]How do you think I know it works? Leave it to say that I don't just slam the pedal to the floor any more. :D

[DrLewall]

I remember once in auto shop, I took a 3 inch piece of pipe, welded up one end, drilled and tapped that end to hold a spark plug. Would take masking tape and seal the other end but before completely sealing it up, would take the torch and fill the chamber with acetelyne..place chamber under vehicle of unsuspecting victim, attach plug wire to coil and sit back and wait for the loud boom...was good maybe one or two times before everyone caught on and did walk arounds before getting in their cars.

[99WranglerGirl]

Originally posted by The Duke:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DrLewall:
I once found a pair of panties on the beach, planted it in my buddies van, told his wife what I did and she took it from there..he told me later that day that it was the LONGEST drive home he had ever taken! Wad'ya go and tell his wife for??? That took all the fun outta it tongue.gif </font>[/QUOTE]ROFLMAO

That, was awesome.

I've never really done a prank, but I heard the senior class of a local high school had a funny prank.

Apparently when people came to school one day, there were bras hanging from everywhere. You could see someone walking around holding the bras by their straps (not putting them in a bag) picking the bras off the branches of trees and stuff. I wish I saw this, but my aunt was the one who saw it. FUNNY

[fatoldfool]

When a co-worker put a couple of cheap necklaces in the back seat of my 64 GTO ragtop it was not funny. Even when he confessed to wife, she never saw the humor. Malicious mischief was a couple of guys putting a boom chain around the differential of a co-workers truck and the other end around a tree. You know how everyone leave at quitting time! Getting revenge was some guys pouring a 5 gal. bucket of green dye on a nasty foreman through a hole in the 2cd story floor. Honest, it was a couple months before all that dye worked off his skin. Funny prank, guy used to turn styro coffee cups upside down on the table and then stick the lit end of a cig into the bottom to make a nasty stink in the lunchroom. We filled a cup with acetylene and a squirt of oxygen, keeping it upside down pressed it onto duct tape, trimmed the tape so he wouldn't see it. It did not make a huge bang, but it broke him of the cig thing! I could write a book on the pranks pulled in a Westvaco paper mill in the 1960's! One of the best - run a wire from a spark plug wire up through the bottom of the seat of a Cushman or Kalamazoo truck and watch the results!!!

[DrLewall]

Originally posted by fatoldfool:
run a wire from a spark plug wire up through the bottom of the seat of a Cushman or Kalamazoo truck and watch the results!!! When I was younger and my friends and I all hung out at a friends garage, someone got the bright idea of hooking the spark plug tester to the door knob...the only time that you would get zapped is when you turned loose the door knob...a blue spark would trail from your fingertips back to the knob. We learned a few new cuss words back then

[GodBearYJ]

Originally posted by 99WranglerGirl:


I've never really done a prank, but I heard the senior class of a local high school had the one who saw it. I missed this by 2 hours. My brothers graduating class, went to a chicken proccessing farm, and bought like 50 chickens(all alive, some half plucked). And let them loose in the high School. I heard all the "security" staff were all running around trying to catch them all. :eek:

[DrLewall]

Now thats entertainment! and funny!

[DrLewall]

Ever throw a amadillo into a bar late on a friday night? My brother did and he said it was a hoot! Drunks seem to panic just like sober people but they are real slow and clumsy when they do

[GodBearYJ]

Thats funny. We don't have armadillo around these parts.

[JeepManInNJ]

Last week one of our local high schools senior class pulled a prank. There was around 50 seniors in masks (halloween type) and they were going to water balloon the kids coming out of the building. Someone called the police and said there were terrorists at the high school and the police came, ended up chasing kids all over the place. Several got caught and taken down town... like 50 terrorists would show up to bomb a high school :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Last year at the same school they put all the cafetera furniture on the roof...that was funny...

[GodBearYJ]

Ha, I just learned from my Brother, that my old HS is now under 24 hour "security" servailence, because the exams just started, and they don't want any pranks this year.

[Cherokee Man]

I once took a piece of cardboard on wrote F*G on it and cut to be the same size as a LIC plate and stuck it over the top of my friend lic plate on his car When he told me about the cop pulling him over to let him know about it I almost died laughing.

One thing we never got around to was linking the horn to the head ligths so the moment they turned on the head ligths the horn would start blowing.

[DrLewall]

Originally posted by Cherokee Man:
I once took a piece of cardboard on wrote F*G on it and cut to be the same size as a LIC plate and stuck it over the top of my friend lic plate on his car When he told me about the cop pulling him over to let him know about it I almost died laughing. Some FRIEND you are! graemlins/lmao.gif Now thats funny!

[Knuckelhead]

Put a small piece of dry ice wrapped in some paper towel (so it doesn't freeze the rubber) in a rubber glove and tie the opening shut, place it where you want...

[rockyjeep]

One year at my high school a bunch of guys got 15 chickens, tagged all of them with numbers ranging them from one to 17 (skipping two numbers) and released them into the halls. It was 2 weeks later and the staff was still searching for the 2 "ghost" chickens. :D

right after that someone put super gule into all the key holes to the school. delayed classes for 4 hours while they torched the locks. so we hung out in the paring lot for 4 hours doing nothing. graemlins/49.gif

[Texas4X4]

so we hung out in the paring lot for 4 hours doing nothing everytime they have some kind of assembly me and my buddies take off and go to Mc D's or go wheelin...and weve never got caught

[DrLewall]

am getting some pretty cool ideas here, keep em commin!

[Cherokee Man]

i got my sister and my dad by filling the sugar bowl with sait.

[Ckb69]

Originally posted by rockyjeep:
One year at my high school a bunch of guys got 15 chickens, tagged all of them with numbers ranging them from one to 17 (skipping two numbers) and released them into the halls. It was 2 weeks later and the staff was still searching for the 2 "ghost" chickens... Devious...
This thread is showing some real promise!
Keep 'em coming. :cool:

[Texas4X4]

naa the worst ive ever been gotten was when i had my doors and stuff off and i was at football practice and some of the cheerleaders litterally FILLED UP my jeep with shredded paper, i mustve invented about 30 new cuss words when i saw it....and to THIS DAY im STILL finding little pieces of paper every now and then

[Ckb69]

Since there are so many"in high school.."posts,I'll post a couple of favorites.

We periodically(once a year..),had the Sheriffs dept. arrive with a drug K-9.
We would all be ordered to the gym,and,sit on the floor as the dog was lead around the lockers which lined the gym.
They never found so much as a roach(they didn't search the cafeteria...).

These "surprise"searches were anything but,as,I had connections.

It seems that were were several "public" lockers(not assigned,no lock,etc..).
It seems that *someone*,not only took the trouble of swabbing one of these lockers with a certain substance,BUT,also smuggled in a WILD,feral cat.

Everyone was spellbound when the dog(HUGE SHEPARD..),hit on the spiked,loaded,locker.

A deputy opened the locker in front of 1,000 plus anxious spectators.

The ensuing mayhem was more than some could stand,and,the janitor,ran out of his special sawdust.

An inquisition was made,but,turned up nothing.

Students were no longer called to the gym for searches,however. :D

Fainting librarian:
After some weeks of incredibly boring,pointless(I memorized the ENTIRE textbook to EVERY class within the first 4 weeks..) ,somebody had to PAY!

Our librarian was a total PIA,so,became a natural mark.

Our class had smuggled in some old books,and,at a pre-determined time,started ripping pages out of the books while screaming,"I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE!".

It took one of the coaches 2 ammonia tabs to bring the old hag back to the waking world.

We all got off with a verbal warning,since the principal was cool,AND,the librarian was on his "list",already.

Now,I have a tip for all you pranksters.
A glass jar,and,a funnel.
:confused:

Biblical plagues!

Put a piece of rancid meat in the glass jar ,and put the funnel over the mouth of the jar(the little end points down..)
Place the jar outside,and you will soon have a jar FULL of flies.
Now,move the jar to your freezer,for about 20 minutes.
The flies are now dormant/hibernating,and,can be easily poured into a plasic bag.
They will keep for weeks like this,in your fridge.
When you think you have enough flys,get 2 more bags.

When they warm up,they will come out of thier stupor,and,do what flies do.

Disturbing on it's own,it's a real scream with a few added touches. :D

Be aware that this little system is also a great trap for wasps,bees,yellow jackets,and,hornets. ;)
HTH