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The Duke
06-17-2007, 04:21 PM
Good day,

My name is Stewart Barculo, Staff of Standard Life Bank Limited.

Though I have not considered this medium to be the best manner to have
approached you on this issue being that the internet has been greatly
abused over the recent years and is very unsecured for information?s of
vital importance. I have decided to take the chance seeing that no other
means could have been faster and more efficient than the E-mail.

I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he
placed under our banks management four years ago to the tune of fifty
million united states dollars($50,000,000.00).I would respectfully request
that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the
integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I have
been in charge of this department for nine years and to best of my
knowledge, I have discharged my duty with equity.

In the process of review of the financial report by my department, I
discovered that both of you have a similar last name; hence I contacted
you so that I can give you further briefing on my intention and how to
disburse the funds and estate he left behind.

My proposal; you share the same surname With our late client; I am
prepared to place you as the next of kin and have the funds release to you
as the closest surviving relation, I am prepared to share the money with
you in half 50/50.

I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you
refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows
of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has
planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let?s share the
blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me send me your response
if you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. Please, again,
note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail
not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know
within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and
riches never come easy or on a platter of gold.

Kindly send your response to my private email address
stewart_barculo2u@yahoo.co.uk

I await your response.

Stewart Barculo.

DrLewall
06-17-2007, 04:24 PM
Answer him back and let us know if you collect! tongue.gif

The Duke
06-17-2007, 04:30 PM
It was written so seriously, I just couldn't keep from laughing.

I mean, c'mon, shouldn't it at least be 60/40 in my favor?? :D

Tonka
06-17-2007, 06:09 PM
I fell asleep halfway through the second paragraph.

Sage
06-17-2007, 07:26 PM
My bet is that he is from NIgeria!

DrLewall
06-17-2007, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Sage:
My bet is that he is from NIgeria! graemlins/ditto.gif ****ing nigerians! They seem to be the master scammers/spammers scumbags of the world!