Rykker
10-29-2008, 02:34 AM
Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told
her no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's
in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her
head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
was totally buying it
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet
and that the way it works
is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The package said
the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone
in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt when a car hit
me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told
her no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's
in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her
head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
was totally buying it
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet
and that the way it works
is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The package said
the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone
in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt when a car hit
me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.