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4bob4
12-02-2008, 12:05 PM
Did you just find this or actually write it yourself?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html
either way it's pretty ****ing hilarious.
JeepBSU
12-02-2008, 12:09 PM
Hahahaha, that's pretty funny, my gf has a pretty crazy cat too, for some reason it feels the need to attack the wall at random intervals...
But seriously, I don't think an AttacKAT can go up against Chuck Norris, he is far too powerful
But seriously, I don't think an AttacKAT can go up against Chuck Norris, he is far too powerful
He's not as young as he used to be.
fishnjeeps
12-02-2008, 03:24 PM
I saw that a while ago from a freind of mine. we e-mailed about the chucknorris thing and was told that the cat was trained by chuck norris and had surpased its sensai in its attack capabilities. That's why chuck norris gave it to him.:D
Tonka
12-02-2008, 03:47 PM
DOC!!!!! QUICK, GIT YER GUN!!!!
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children).
:lmao:
Cherokee Man
12-02-2008, 03:52 PM
sounds like one of my cats.
JeepBSU
12-02-2008, 03:53 PM
This thread got me thinking of Chuck Norris Facts so I thought I'd post some funny ones...
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Only two things survive a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
4bob4
12-02-2008, 04:56 PM
you should go search for the old chuck norris joke thread. OhioYJ posted like a thousand of them. You can find them pretty easily on line they always make me cry laughing.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
DrLewall
12-02-2008, 05:04 PM
DOC!!!!! QUICK, GIT YER GUN!!!!
:lmao:
http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/STK/STK004/RAL1077.jpg
http://a745.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01118/44/75/1118585744_l.jpg
wrangler X
12-02-2008, 05:15 PM
http://www.quadratecforum.com/showthread.php?t=94025&highlight=Chuck+Norris
Cherokee Man
12-02-2008, 05:24 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Then how do you know they cure cancer?
wrangler X
12-02-2008, 06:06 PM
Then how do you know they cure cancer?
Because Chuck Norris said so!
JeepBSU
12-02-2008, 06:15 PM
Hahahaha :rotfl:
Those are some good ones!
fishnjeeps
12-02-2008, 06:21 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rainbows are formed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.
rockyjeep
12-02-2008, 06:26 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rainbows are formed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.
BBBWWAAHHHHHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao:
ironside180
12-02-2008, 06:32 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rainbows are formed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I have laughed for about 5 minutes. And I still am.
DrLewall
12-02-2008, 06:35 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l60/DrLewall/PrideStuff/gaythreadri6.jpg
Tonka
12-02-2008, 07:23 PM
Doc, I was more thinking about playing with the kitty using your laser pointer. ;)
4point0
12-02-2008, 08:27 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l60/DrLewall/PrideStuff/gaythreadri6.jpg
:rotfl:
Rykker
12-03-2008, 12:28 AM
Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on the planet once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
DrLewall
12-03-2008, 10:39 AM
Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on the planet once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
That right there is probably the most believeable one of them all! :thumbsup:
Speed911
12-04-2008, 12:31 AM
I could whoop Chuck's ass.
BamaYJ
12-04-2008, 12:35 AM
I could whoop Chuck's ass.
Speed911, are you still alive?
DrLewall
12-04-2008, 06:08 AM
Speed911, are you still alive?
If not, come see me! (am a licensed Embalmer..can put you in Realestate, you'll be completly covered!)
fishnjeeps
12-04-2008, 02:49 PM
Chuck Norris has been dead for 5 years, the grim reaper is just too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris tried to shoot himself once, the bullet was too afraid to leave the gun.
I got more somewhere...
Speed911
12-04-2008, 11:38 PM
Why yes! Yes I am, quite alive. A little banged up and bruised... but you should see Chuck....