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    Love is like a fart, if you have to force it out, it's probably ****!!!


    "Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of hot blonde!!!"
    Originally posted by rockyjeep
    isnt Tinknocker's heep a 4-banger too? and his **** is so bad ass, i'm not worthy to stand near it.
    In need of new quote, have a 4.0 in big sexy now!

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    Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking.
    One of these days, I'll become relevant.

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    • #3
      It is better to remain silent, and thought a fool, then to open one's mouth and remove any doubt!!!
      "Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of hot blonde!!!"
      Originally posted by rockyjeep
      isnt Tinknocker's heep a 4-banger too? and his **** is so bad ass, i'm not worthy to stand near it.
      In need of new quote, have a 4.0 in big sexy now!

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      • #4
        Love is blind. It is marriage that opens your eyes.
        One of these days, I'll become relevant.

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        • #5
          Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.
          Paul :-

          "I'm a cantankerous old man and I know it. But I still like me better than anyone I ever met."
          "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong"

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          • #6
            Fat, lazy, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
            Paul :-

            "I'm a cantankerous old man and I know it. But I still like me better than anyone I ever met."
            "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong"

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            • #7
              You've got to be tough to be stupid
              If IT CAN'T TAKE IT, IT CAN'T STAY !:salute:

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              • #8
                The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open.
                "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out. " British Prime Minister Tony Blair

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                • #9
                  You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if it had instructions on the heel.
                  94 YJ: 4.0, AX15, NP231 (4:1 Terralow), SOA 2.5" RE Exteme Duty Leafs, SYE, ARB'd Dana 60, ARB'd Dana 44, 4.88 Gears, Warn Hubs, FULL hi-steer, Wheelbase stretched to 104", 38" Toyo MT's, Genright Crawler Tank, Corners & Rocker Guards. Just Empty Every Pocket.

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                  • #10
                    If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

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                    • #11
                      You're either green and growing or ripe and rotting.
                      What I mean to say is that I have a lot to learn...and that's what I'm trying to do here. Thanks for any help you can give me.

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                      • #12
                        Fear profits a man nothing.
                        95 YJ and 97 TJ mostly stock. Jeeps #8 and 9.

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                        • #13
                          Life is like a salad. You choose what goes in it!
                          Emergency Medical Responder, First Responder, what have you
                          1990 XJ Laredo stock and fully loaded
                          '89 XJ Laredo lifted 2.5" on 31x10.50s
                          Build Thread

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                          • #14
                            Marriage is not a word , It's a sentence!
                            <<<<Thats my first Jeep 73 CJ-5
                            Current Jeeps 97 Wrangler Sport, 01 WJ

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                            • #15
                              It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then it is hillarious.
                              94 YJ 4CYL, Dana 44F/AMC 20R W/ARB\'S SOA, OBA, Teralow 4-1 W/SYE, Heavy Duty Bumpers, Warn HS9500I W/Masterpull rope<br />BMJA, EC4X4E, PAJEEPS & Paragon

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